thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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Muse Olympic Stadium: one gifset per song
7. Explorers

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cashcutie:

that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food

that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai

those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf

those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.

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Anonymous: Shannon :)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before - The Smiths

Here comes the anxiety - The Wombats

American - Lana Del Rey

Nights in white satin - The Moody Blues

Nowhere Fast - The Smiths

Old Joy - Noah & The Whale

Nova Baby - The Black Keys

:) x

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vvildboyz: jess :-)

Jeane - The Smiths

Electric Feel - MGMT

Shadowplay - The Killers

Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey 

:) x

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questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

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#YES #PLZ

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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pumpkinfishes:

So we got some hamsters in at work.

And I just thought I’d share them with you guys.

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frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.

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untitled-silhouette:

wacotaco:

when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just

My way of not saying fuck you

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legendofsherlock:

coolinternetgang:

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

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idk wat ur talking about.

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