"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William
its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming
MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Muse Olympic Stadium: one gifset per song
that girl u just called fat? she’s eatin some good fuckin food
that boy u laughed at for fallin asleep in class? he was up all night watching hentai
those kids who wear big dorky glasses? they don’t even need them wtf
those kids who never take out their headphones? they’re listening to Mitt Romneys autobiography. they paid $17.99 for it. they actually bought it.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before - The Smiths
Here comes the anxiety - The Wombats
American - Lana Del Rey
Nights in white satin - The Moody Blues
Nowhere Fast - The Smiths
Old Joy - Noah & The Whale
Nova Baby - The Black Keys
Jeane - The Smiths
Electric Feel - MGMT
Shadowplay - The Killers
Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey
Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters
they put a bee in a human hospital bed
"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."
"What about that one?"
"Oh that’s a Bee’s"
pros to buying a pizza: pizza
cons to buying a pizza: buying
So we got some hamsters in at work.
And I just thought I’d share them with you guys.
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just
My way of not saying fuck you